My boyfriend was Aaron Eckhart except his name was Nick. We were at the mall and all of a sudden The Penguin from Batman was there and there was this huge scene and everyone was scared because he had planted a bomb. We kept walking away but then Nick got all heroic and was like “baby I love you but I have to do this” and he put his earrings (little blue dots in silver) in my hand before running off towards The Penguin. I don’t remember all that happened after that but I remember in my dream I was crying hysterically. The next thing I remember he was dead and everyone was at some sort of ceremony where they were handing out awards for those who made heroic efforts during the crisis. There were a lot of award pins for him but they said I could only hold onto them during the ceremony not after. I cried more and was still holding his earrings. The lady next to me tried to comfort me. Then The Penguin showed up and everyone had to leave. There was a red wagon with a bunch of boxes on it and one was getting smushed and it was the one with all of my dead boyfriends award pins in it and I got really mad. Then there was something about The Penguin demanding to see certain people and Jim Carrey showed up as The Riddler but nobody took him seriously. Then I was at my grandparents and we were watching tv and the news was covering the earlier explosion. My grandma said “They said the man was named Aaron Eckhart” and I was like “THATS MY BOYFRIEND BUT HIS NAME IS NICK” and started crying again. I looked at the earrings in my hand once more then I woke up.

I woke up feeling sad for some reason. Aaron Eckhart, get out of my dreams.